birdfingers:

look at this man.
look at this goddamn man.
this is GEORG HÓLM, motherfucker. and he is classier and suaver than you will ever be.
just look at him. he fucking breathes classiness. he’s the bass player for SIGUR RÓS, and unlike most bass players, the band wouldn’t be the same without him.
sometimes, this guy plays the bass with a drum stick. that’s right, a fucking drum stick. how does that shit even work. i don’t know. the point is that he thought of doing it one day, and it sounded cool, and that just goes to show you that not only is he classier than you, he’s smarter than you too. damn. 
guess what? this fucker is also a dad. he has kids. he probably wins the awesomest dad of the year award every year, and holy shit if you picked on one of his kids i would feel so bad for you if he confronted you about it. look at those fucking eyes. did you know his nickname is WHITE FANG? it’s because he can catch trout with his goddamn teeth. holy shit this man was a wolf in another life or something, shit.
you can aspire to be anything in life, an olympic athelete, a groundbreaking scientist, a professor at harvard, an astronaut. me? i dream of one day waking up as this man. no other dream can compete. 

birdfingers:

look at this man.

look at this goddamn man.

this is GEORG HÓLM, motherfucker. and he is classier and suaver than you will ever be.

just look at him. he fucking breathes classiness. he’s the bass player for SIGUR RÓS, and unlike most bass players, the band wouldn’t be the same without him.

sometimes, this guy plays the bass with a drum stick. that’s right, a fucking drum stick. how does that shit even work. i don’t know. the point is that he thought of doing it one day, and it sounded cool, and that just goes to show you that not only is he classier than you, he’s smarter than you too. damn. 

guess what? this fucker is also a dad. he has kids. he probably wins the awesomest dad of the year award every year, and holy shit if you picked on one of his kids i would feel so bad for you if he confronted you about it. look at those fucking eyes. did you know his nickname is WHITE FANG? it’s because he can catch trout with his goddamn teeth. holy shit this man was a wolf in another life or something, shit.

you can aspire to be anything in life, an olympic athelete, a groundbreaking scientist, a professor at harvard, an astronaut. me? i dream of one day waking up as this man. no other dream can compete. 

(via heimas)

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via teenytigress)

edwardspoonhands:

ages-of-arda:

casey-lawrence:

spankmethorin:

thranduilland:

holidaygeth:

Isn’t it amazing how nobody ever listens to Elrond

Elrond’s like that one guy in all the movies and shit who’s just ‘don’t do the thing’ and everyone else is just ‘Shut the fuck up. What do you know?!’ and then later on it turns out they shouldn’t have done the thing..

Elrond would survive a horror movie

Elrond has already survived several horror movies.

Damn straight.

Elrond is Cassandra

(via saturdayssledgehammer)

Rabbit’s clever,” said Pooh thoughtfully.
“Yes,” said Piglet, “Rabbit’s clever.”
“And he has Brain.”
“Yes,” said Piglet, “Rabbit has Brain.”
There was a long silence.
“I suppose,” said Pooh, “that that’s why he never understands anything.

A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

(Source: kushandwizdom)

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever